watch sister这样的英文出现在网络上，容易误导初学者，这是一句错误的恶搞英文翻译。我们先来学习正确的表达，正确的表妹应该是younger female cousin。cousin这个单词是堂[表]兄弟姊妹，所以要在前面加限定词来表达表妹，female限定其是女性的，younger限年为年幼的，那么合起来就是表妹的意思。
而watch sister这个中式英语中，watch----（手）表；sister----姐妹.凑在一起当“表姐妹”的意思.这是一个恶搞的中文翻译.类似译法还有许多：
1．we two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁啊?
2．how are you how old are you?怎么是你,怎么老是你?
3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you .你不鸟我,我也不鸟你.
4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers!together !你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing tosay,gohome!有事起奏,无事退朝 !
6．you me you me 彼此彼此
7．You Give Me Stop! 你给我站住!
8．know is know noknow is noknow ...知之为知之,不知为不知…
9．WATCH SISTER 表妹
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole! 龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
11．American Chinese not enough 美中不足
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die .车祸现场描述
13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放
14．I give you face you don't wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my . 给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸.
15．小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too! 小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry four? 小明：I am sorry five!
16．If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有,要命一条 !
17．I call Li old big.toyear 25. 我叫李老大,今年25.
18．you have two down son. 你有两下子.
19．as far as you go to die ! 有多远,死多远!
20．go past no mistake past . 走过路过,不要错过 .